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4 AM PAIN SYMPATHISE WITH ME PLSSSSS

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jai!

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sweat dripping from my body
eyes squinting
heart pumping
turning up the volume on music
looking away every time the other team has a chance
uttering words of encouragement to my team who can't hear me when we have the ball
I've never felt like this in real life
no level of passion comes close
I feel I end this until I've reached my goal
it's possessing me
and so every loss hurts me more
intense rage fills me body
I punch my computer screen
knowing it could break
I don't care
all that matters is getting rid of my rage
and of course advancing through the next days after my loss
to play the next game
I have to win
a loss is not acceptable
if we lose to our closest rivals for the group
it could be over
they're so consistent
smashing teams for 5 or 6 with consummate ease
as we struggle to grind out 1-0 wins
I wouldn't have it any other way
that feeling of your players winning It for you magical
we go into the game
never felt so nervous
defending for our lives
we get absolutely dicked
only saved by the offside flag
and out £500 goalkeeper signed from Carmarthen
but what's this we're attacking
the winger has it
cross the fucking ball you tit
yes
yes
yes
yes
header
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCKING GOAL
HAHAHAHAHAHBBBBBBBBB SUCK IT PORTO SCUM
change tactics quick
more defence
put strikers into defensive midfield
we can't lose this
we hang on by the skin of our teeth
never been so happy
I'm wanting to scream the house down
best feeling ever
we've got one hand on 1st place
this could be it
best feeling ever
advance quick
space bar c'mon!!!
play the league matches
easy
who cares welsh premier league sucks lol
next match
STAND FUCKING LIEGE
we must win
or atleast draw
I'm not sure I can take another year of waiting for the champions league to come again
or the Europa league
just a hindrance
don't fuck it up lads
just do the tactics
all will be good
music is now at its loudest possible
making it difficult for me to think
but as the music gets louder
I feel as if I we are a better team
c'mon tns
get into em
fuck em up
even game so far
I'm very scared
I would probably cry if we messed this up
it's so easy
they're third in this group for a reason
they're shit
Belgian cunts
al they're good for is chocolate lol
yes
yes
yes
yes
he's through
lob
lob
lob
LOBBED
LOBBED
YESSSSDSSSDDDDDSSSSSS
GET INNNN
OLEOLEOLE
right bus
defend for your lives
tackle like warriors
break them if needs be
what happens next still pains me
this is the worst thing about football manager
the inability to stop your player doing so fucking dumb
this is horrendous for me to type
and you might struggle reading it to
but I have never felt so much anger towards one player in my whole life
Kai Edwards
usually a rock at the back
defying his age of 32
must have just cracked under the pressure
or he's done it because he hates me
or the game hates me
this game is a cunt
let me win for once ffs
why did he do that
why the fucking fuck did Kai Edwards just slide tackle that guy in the penalty box
I saw it coming
and there was nothing I could do
just close my eyes and hope god will kill me now
not only did he give away the penalty that they scored from
he got red fucking carded
what a cunt
welsh sheep shagging piece of shit
but the worst thing
the opposition player didnt even get bloody injured
what was the fucking point then Kai you spastic
fuck yourself
you'll never play for me again
hope you die
cunt
twat
nigger!!!
and what's fucking worse is he storms down the tunnel
he doesn't do it onthe sly
he does it so the game tells me
CUNT
you will never play for me again
and I'll fine you wages
lol
can't feed your kids now



10 men
quick change tactic
take a draw
bus in Belgian
the papers will rave
the Belgian job!!!!
draws not so bad
we could even win
don't panic
it's ok lads
into the last 10 minute
we've dealt with everything perfectly
never been so proud
massive headers
great saves
majestic defence
c'mon lads
omg
omg
omg
omg we're attacking
go guys
go
go
go
YES
PENALTY
HAHAHA
suck it Belgian inferior scum
take it Martin
you've scored a few penalties this season
in the corner
in the corner
calm
calm
SAVED
NOOOO
REBOUND
WIDE OMFG LOL
YOU SHIT CUNT
FUCK YOURSELF
take a draw guys
don't worry
that's all I wanted

die Martin rose
omfg they're getting close
corner
shit
their keeper is up
he looks like he's got a good head on him
hmm
mark up lads
no shirt pulling
just big heads
we might even break down the other end and score
................
??????????????
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@@@@@@@@@@
%%%%%%%
$$$$$$$$$
they've scored
as it stands we're out
how
it's like he was taller than you Shaun (defenders name)
it's not like I can blame you unfairly for not being a few inches taller
you just didn't fucking mark him
bastard
mum has aids
prick
and I had to watch it
so my pain
so much anger
no champions league after Christmas for me
shit Christmas on fm for me
happy fucking Christmas
Christmas 2021 could be my worst one yet
a tear actually falls from my eye
I have to play in the Europa league
it's like being in a club on a Saturday
trying to pull a worldie
great tits great arse
rejected
getting a fatty
fuck off fatty/Europa league
I quit fm
shit game
impossible to win
fuk sake
I could try again
just hurry through all these welsh games
easy stuff
if I go fast I can have another go at the champions league next time round
not that late
it's the holidays ffs
be quiet though incase dad comes down and sees my awake
mmmmm

repeat cycle of pain
fm is a curse
but so addictive


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<22:02:26> "Witsel1": guys a cunt and aint even that good simple as that
<22:01:05> "Witsel1": all ur fault
<22:01:06> "Witsel1": tbf
<22:01:09> "Witsel1": welsh cunt
<22:01:12> "Witsel1": hate him so much
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CrossChap


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11/10 would read to my grandkids mid-prayer

nice sig, who made that smooth ass thing

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its your tactics

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mlfaijati

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I was wishing through the whole thing that is this copy pasta but after much investigations I've come to the conclusion that you totally deserve your 8954 positive rep.


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let the adminball commence


Record:

Haxball Revolution:
Played: 71 | Conceded: 42 | Clean Sheets: 41 | Assists: 12 | Goals: 3
Won: 41 | Drawn: 25 | Lost: 5
(there was 1 match where i was lagging badly so i'm not counting it in my stats)
(also this is only league games coz >cup)

The Defenders
Played: 12 | Conceded: 18 | Clean Sheets: 3 | Assists: 3 | Goals: 1
Won: 3 | Drawn: 4 | Lost: 5

One Game Wonders:
Eagles United: Lost 1-0 vs FAT
TeamSwift Drew 1-1 vs GH
TeamSwift Lost 4-2 vs EU
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this brought me joy Jai. I can definitely relate when I used to play FM, it is such a painful experience

please bring us more stuff from your illustrious career


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the james joyce of haxball

Helios


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is this a metaphor for jai's sexual impotence

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Helios wrote:is this a metaphor for jai's sexual impotence
lold


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Perkinss


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idk where i should post this of if i should post this, but >sig



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2014 already works with crack
just sayin

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